All About Mom - According to Braden

This little interview has been going around on Facebook for a while, and I've been meaning to do it with Braden ever since I first saw it. I finally got around to it this morning. It was a hoot.

All About Mom
As answered by Braden - 4 1/2 years old

1. What is something Mom always says to you?
"Don't lie to people."

2. What makes Mom happy?
"You do things that your 'posed to do."

3. What makes Mom sad?
"I hit you or something."

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
"Tickle me! Or you could tell a joke about it and I'll laugh."

5. What was your mom like as a child?
"Um I don't know. Um. You were like a child of Ursula! That makes me laugh!"

6. How old is your mom?
"Uhh... 33!"

7. How tall is your mom?
"Um, stand up... VERY tall!"

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
"Work on the computer. That's what you always do every day!"

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
"Play with Cameron when I'm at school."

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
"Um... I don't know. You would be cool like Dinoco."

11. What is your mom really good at?
"Spanking me. No! Don't type spanking!"

12. What is your mom not very good at?
"Punishing me. No... You're not very good at slapping. Don't type slap!"

13. What does your mom do for a job?
"Clean up the house."

14. What is your mom's favorite food?
"Uh... Taco Bell!"

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
"Um, you play with me."

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
"Supergirl!"

17. What do you and your mom do together?
"We watch movies together and play with popcorn and eat popcorn and go to Walmart and buy toys and food and we also play together in my room with my transformers and my Ben 10 and we also play Star Wars and fencing and stuff with Hallie and Annie and we also just, that's all."

18. How are you and your mom the same?
"We're both kids."

19. How are you and your mom different?
"We have different hair and different eyes."

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
"She loves you bunches and bunches."

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
"You sleep with him and you watch TV with him."

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
"To Walmart. I guess. I don't know."